I've Adapted to My Environment... Clearly

While taking the kids to school today...

Paige: Mama?

Me: Yeah?

Paige: Why are you socdej?

Me: What? What’s sock dedge?

Paige: Why are you sojek?

Me: Say it again? So jacked?

Paige: Why. Are. You. SHOJEF!

Me: Spell it.

(Jackson sitting next to her is laughing)

Paige: Mom!

Me: What??

Jackson: She’s asking, WHY ARE YOU SO DEAF?