While taking the kids to school today...
Paige: Why are you socdej?
Me: What? What’s sock dedge?
Paige: Why are you sojek?
Me: Say it again? So jacked?
Paige: Why. Are. You. SHOJEF!
Me: Spell it.
(Jackson sitting next to her is laughing)
Jackson: She’s asking, WHY ARE YOU SO DEAF?